another blonde one?

Question

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Answer 1

Funny. 9/10.

Answer 2

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, " Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks for a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Answer 3

I hate blonde jokes. I never see the fun in them! Brunette jokes are the best though! No offence.

Answer 4

Ive heard it before but thats still funny

Answer 5

2 many blonde jokes

Answer 6

Very good indeed10/10

Answer 7

Must of been a BIG microwave. lol good 1 :-D

Answer 8

lol good 1

Answer 9

That's great!

Answer 10

LOL.

Thanks for the laugh.