Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-01-06 04:26:47 · 12 answers · asked by a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor I
hurt all over."
The doctor says, "That's impossible."
"No, really!" she insists. "Just look... When I touch my arm-ouch!
-it hurts. When I touch my leg-ouch!- it hurts. When I touch my
head-ouch!- it really hurts!"
The doctor just stands there stroking his chin, then finally asks,
"You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
2007-01-06 04:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ZZZ... Oh, were you ready?! I hate blonde jokes. I read them though because next time I hear that one I can look at the person who's telling it and say: Heard it. with a nonchalant face expression and hope that they will shut up.
2007-01-06 04:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by sunny_marika 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.. it's an okay joke, a little on the brutal side haha xD
2007-01-06 04:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Katrinah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha im so dumb i was thinking they shud say fire cuz it will make the ppl look around better than a natural disaster....lol it wasnt until the end that i realized how dumb that wud b...
2007-01-06 05:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Blonde! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-08 13:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! What a dumb chick! 9/10! Poor blondes!
2007-01-06 04:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good Joke!
2007-01-06 04:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-01-06 04:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank god or satan i'm not a blonde!!!well..not entirely...pml
2007-01-06 05:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by angel of death 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO OLD SORRY
2007-01-06 07:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋