Since people refuse to not believe in fairy tales, I should take advantage of their stupidity and get paid
2007-01-06 04:25:33 · 38 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah. DO THAT. Let me know how it goes for you.
2007-01-06 04:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by firebyknight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says that your condemnation will be greater if you preach a false gospel. But if you teach the true gospel, you may just get saved yourself. It has happened before.
It's not about fairy tales or stupidity. It is about truth. The Bible is either truth or it is not. Dig into the Scriptures and really reason amongst yourself if it is true. Put everything in context and don't pick and choose certain verses to disprove the Bible.
The Bible: A codex of 66 different books, written by 40 different authors spanning 3 continents over 1,500 years. Yet the message is the same. The Old Testament: God's promise to man to destroy death. The New Testament: How God does this.
Comparing the Old and New Testaments you'll realize that Jesus fulfilled 30 specific prophecies written about his birth, death, and resurrection. That would be the same as you flipping a coin and having it land heads every time. The chance of this is 1 billion to 1.
And you call it a fairy tale? Time to investigate this for yourself. Please don't delay.
2007-01-06 04:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should at least you would be the first one to be honest about it. The rest all do it for the major money. But like a politician you have to learn to talk with out saying anything.
You can't make them feel guilty for anything and tell them everything they do is fine with god he loves sinners.
If you send me money God will make you rich.
the other tactics is say be good but never say what good is.
One man lunched his career by saying this man was thrown into hell and the only good deed he ever did was gave a carrot to a starving man. So the angel handed down the carrot and the man kicked the others off him and his thrashing around to hurt the others the carrot broke. He fell back into hell.
Everyone went away feeling so righteous because they knew they had done better in their life than just giving a carrot to a starving man. he finished by saying that large donations to the church would assure them a place in heaven no matter what they did.
He took up basket fulls of cash. The people were so happy with there self. Since no one has come back from the dead to say otherwise, it works.
what is this don't make much money???? Every TV evangelist is on Forbes 400 list of richest men in America.
2007-01-06 04:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not. Just be prepared to spend a lot of time in hospital rooms, nursing homes, funeral homes and counseling couples who think it is their mission in life to drive each other crazy. Realize that you will be on call 24/7 and that you will soon learn all about every medical complaint of all the church members.
As for payment you will probably get a place to live, don’t expect it to be very large and along with a modest salary. And even though the salary is modest, you must still tithe, 10 percent, to set a good example.
Oh yeah, and if you should drop dead your spouse will find herself without a place to live, and probably without any type of pension.
2007-01-06 04:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are really an Athiest ,you can not prove yourself with using the word God (which is fairy tale according to your knowledge). Anyway, go ahead. God will show His grace so that you will become A Thiest in the process of learning.
2007-01-06 04:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by jaya k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know how anybody would listen to a pastor that didnt believe in God. Even if you lied and said you did...which is a sin...they probably would be able to tell. Real pastors put their heart and soul into their work. they arent there for the money
2007-01-06 04:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be sure to get a 501(c)(3), that's the money making ticket. It will put you in Satan's camp, and keep you from doing God's work.
Everybody knows Satan rewards his servants with tons of money. Well . . . in the short term.
Have a nice eternity.
2007-01-06 04:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by s2scrm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is terrible I know you don't believe in God,thats your right not to.But you kinda have to preach from the Bible and know the truth from the Bible.You do not keep the money that money goes to keeping the Church bills paid and then paying the pastor.
2007-01-06 04:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dew 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most pastors mislead their church so I guess you would probably fit right in but they really dont make that much money. And I pray the Lord will have mercy on your soul and maybe being a pastor would lead you to Him.
2007-01-06 04:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by stormyblythe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think its a super idea. I know a number of pastors in, pentecostal mission, seventh day adventists, csi, methodist and many more who are rich. In Bangalore we had a methodist bishop and some pastors who swindled crores of church money. If christians dont believe it, you are living in fools paradise.
2007-01-06 04:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by mamakumar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not all pastors get paid well, only the ones that are in it for that reason
2007-01-06 04:28:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋