little Johnny at school.Teacher asked what does Father do for a living. 1st boy says " Miss my Dad is a fireman"..wonderful
2nd boy. " Miss my Dad is a train driver. excellent..
Little Johnny...My Dad miss is a pole Dancer. He works at the local strip joint and he is gay...He dances for money and then goes off and sleeps with the male customers. He takes drugs and drinks too.
The teacher is quite aghast at this and pulls Johnny to one side after the lesson has ended.
Johnny she said "that was very brave of you to stand up and tell the class what your dad does.How embarresing for you"
"But Miss he isn't really gay nor a dancer, he is a cricketer and he plays for England but i was too embarresed to say so..
2007-01-06 04:03:35 · 21 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
top of the class with that one cris w full marks
2007-01-06 06:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am not surprised the young lad didn't want to say his father played cricket for England. Play cricket?they could not blow a hole in a wet paper bag.
2007-01-06 04:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha... you made that one up didnt you! look into it this form! is it incredibly england's group??? with definitely everybody from international extensive emmigrating here, they are bringing their very own worldwide places characteristics in! so it is not definitely the english that are undesirable! lol
2016-10-30 04:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-06 04:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahha lol omg thatwas funny 10/10
2007-01-06 05:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like it
2007-01-06 04:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So his dad was batting for the other team!
2007-01-06 04:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet you upset some folk there Chris. lol
2007-01-06 07:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good very good lol 10/10
2007-01-06 06:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am smiling from ear to ear.
2007-01-06 04:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋