My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
" I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:;
Always keep your condoms in your car........
2007-01-06 04:02:08 · 52 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
lol. I hope nobody thinks you are serious. There will be some tool out there who chastizes you for being a jerk.
2007-01-06 04:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by JillA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, and i dont think that any family has the right to do that to a person, just to find out if they are the right one for the child. I would expect them to like you for who you are and what they see when you are with your girlfriend, not if you are the type of person who would jump into bed with little sis. Maybe your mother-in-law should have made the offer, see how the husband felt watching his wife flaunt herself infront of another man. What morals is there in getting a child to do this kind of thing,Sad or what
2007-01-06 04:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by GRANDMA 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was fantastic, I liked the moral, because I thought what a wally. Well done me, son. With your luck, you,ll be laughing all your life. And wot-a-dopey family, marry ,er.
2007-01-06 04:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG lool
that is a fantastic story.
it also was a wicked set up u have 2 admit lol
and the moral made me laugh lol
nice story :)
2007-01-06 04:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww u gave me tears, how cute, honest kind hearted so goooooooooooooooooooood boyfriend u r and i hope u also r as good now to ur wife, good luck and have a good life! ;)
2007-01-06 06:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Miss J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its funny but I heard it a few months back. So I don't think its that funny hearing it again.
2007-01-06 04:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I laughed when I first heard it like 20 years ago buddy!
2007-01-06 04:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Nina1999 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that it was a dirty little trick. It would have served them all right had you taken her upstairs and screwed her brains out.
2007-01-06 04:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Hallon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet you wanted to though didn't you was it the size of her knickers that made you run or was you going in the car for the condoms lol lol
2007-01-06 04:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing, YES
2007-01-06 04:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋