Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused.
Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each time.
When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife, "Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and shove it up your butt!
2007-01-06 03:50:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, come to think of it that made my eyes water too.
2007-01-06 04:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-06 03:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 9/10.
2007-01-06 04:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious,very good indeed 9/10
2007-01-06 04:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee. Very good. 8/10
2007-01-06 03:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it i work in a hospital but i would not eat the food 10/10
2007-01-06 17:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill 10 /10
2007-01-06 06:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing....keep going!
2007-01-06 03:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by Welcome, to the real world! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha your funny, keep me laughing ok
2007-01-06 03:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-06 04:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by beutifulskies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋