A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally?How is your connection with God?"And the man says, "Oh me and God?We're tight.We have a real bond, he's good to me.Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God.He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves.
Is this true?"And she says, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
2007-01-06 03:32:33 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not heard this. Deserves at least 15/10 but who's counting I am too busy laughing lmao.
2007-01-06 03:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
came on what man can seriosly say he has not been there done that after having a good night out on the bevvies love the joke 10/10
2007-01-06 17:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you get all these very funny jokes ,but have got to say you are just about the best joke teller on answers. this one very funny 10/10
2007-01-06 04:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i think i've heard it before but from 1-10 this ones def. a 7
have a nice day!!
2007-01-06 03:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-01-06 03:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah not bad 5/10
2007-01-06 03:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by gonzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punch line had me laughing hard....This is funny, I never heard before. Its really cute.
2007-01-06 03:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by roxie2k3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is always the one that doesnt get it that ones a first to me and brill 10/10
2007-01-06 06:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT is GOOD! 30/10 very nice!
2007-01-06 03:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL old,heard it ages ago but still funny as all your jokes
you're really a joke genius, thanks for the laughs
2007-01-06 03:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋