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A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the legs for Thanksgiving dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer finally believed that he had created the perfect Thanksgiving turkey. Excited with his new, miracle turkey, the farmer ran into the house to tell his wife the good news. "Honey, I finally did it! I bred the perfect Thanksgiving turkey! This turkey has 6 legs!" The farmer's wife replied, "That's great! Does it taste the same as normal turkeys?!" The farmer scratched his head and answered, "I don't rightly know. I never could catch the dang thing!"
2007-01-06 02:38:52 · 5 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha both jokes tickled my ribs, thanks!
2007-01-06 02:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love them!
2007-01-06 11:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one..thanx..
2007-01-06 14:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-06 10:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-01-06 10:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋