After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live alone, a family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she'll be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe the old woman, feed her a tasty breakfast, and sit her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems fine, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her
new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2007-01-06 02:37:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YEAH i like that 1 chris lol
2007-01-06 02:47:19 · update #1
That's a good one.
But hows this:
A little boy and his mother are in a restaurant and the mother said to the boy, " I want you to be good in here." The boy said to his mother ," I'll be good for a dollar." And the mother said ," Why can't you be good for nothing like your father?"
2007-01-06 02:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seen some really bad jokes on this site today, but this was the best I've heard in a long, long time. Well worth the wait. Also loved the one from Genette22
2007-01-06 13:08:52 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
And how about the pensioners who were visited by their fairy godmother who gave them a wish each.
The little old lady said “That’s easy …I’d like a round the World cruise.”
Pow! Immediately two tickets appear for a round the World cruise on the QE2.
The old man replies “That’s nice dear you can go on your own I want my wish. I want a woman 20 years younger than me for my wish.”
Pow! His wish is granted and he instantly becomes 85.
Moral of the story…….”Remember…fairy godmothers are female.”
2007-01-06 10:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
will have to remember to stay out of that homes i like a good fart brown eyes you have spent some points today on posting
2007-01-06 14:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Tasteless but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-06 12:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really a good one. Had to call the wife and let her read it.
2007-01-06 10:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is funny. and CLEAN!
Sister brown-eyed girl friend! ( from PA)
2007-01-06 18:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-01-06 10:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by Mark T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-01-06 10:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by bagwelljeff55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did chuckle - thank you
2007-01-06 10:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋