George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question
time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, what the f*#k happened to Billy?"
2007-01-06 02:36:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, sounds like a true story!
2007-01-06 02:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 23:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by corrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA maybe Billy should of asked different questions.
2007-01-06 04:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by bizzym8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, Ms. Pelosi, they make you the Speaker of the House and you don't waste any time at all spreading the same old lies....
I guess you really can't teach an old dog news tricks....
2007-01-06 02:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Should that have made me laugh? I should'nt have laughed but I did! LOL
2007-01-06 03:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-06 02:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it on funny.com before
2007-01-06 07:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good man
2007-01-06 02:39:37 · answer #8 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's quality
2007-01-06 02:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-01-06 02:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by WainWain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋