i went to the pictures 2morrow, took a front seat at the back, a woman gave me some chocolates, i ate them and gave them her back,i fell from the ground to the balcony ,broke a front bone in my back,thats that i swore ide never go back.{ i heard a wee boy saying this to his mum on the bus}lol
2007-01-06 02:25:52 · 15 answers · asked by LYNDA M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Early in the morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story is true, as the blind man, he saw it too.
2007-01-06 03:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its one of those backawards jokes. There was one like that my friend told me. It went a little sumtin like this (i only partly know the beginning)
Ladies and Germs, I stand behind you to come before you to tell you about a true story that never happened.
Then there was sumtin about a police man who wanted to know about sum guy who was killed but the only "eyewitness" was a blind guy, but the deaf guy heard the whole thing. Its pretty funny if you know the whole thing.
2007-01-06 02:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kangri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's like this one I know,
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two best friends got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
2007-01-06 02:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jane H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard something like that its defining the laws of physics
2007-01-06 11:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by gjggdl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I heard it a few years ago. And the other poem was:
Two dead men got up to fight
2007-01-06 02:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that sounds kinda gay. Are you sure you got that right.
2007-01-06 02:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by :) Sam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't! But it is really interesting!!! I would like to hear more!!! :D:D:D
2007-01-06 03:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids are so sweet they say the funiest of things
2007-01-06 02:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
never
2007-01-06 03:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by sg_is_hott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i havent, hope that helps
2007-01-06 02:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by marckendrick1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋