A cowboy moseys into a saloon and orders a whiskey. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've all gone to the hanging." The cowboy asked, "Who are they hanging?" The bartender answered, "Brown Paper Pete." "What kind of name is Brown Paper Pete," the cowboy asked. The bartender explained, "Well, he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants and brown paper shoes." The cowboy said, &"That's weird. What are they hanging him for?" The bartender said, "Rustling!"
2007-01-06 02:25:21 · 9 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi shredder.
Thought I told you not to mention my new job? lol
2007-01-06 02:52:00 · update #1
ha ha ha .....good one Kizzy.......by the way how's tricks ?
2007-01-06 02:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cowboy, an Arab, and a Native American Indian are waiting at an airport. The Indian tells the Arab, "Long ago we were many, now we are few." The Arab replies, "long ago, we were few and now we are many..." To which the sleeping cowboy lifted his hat, and stated "Weee haven't ever played cowboys and Arabs, yet...Partner...."
2007-01-06 03:32:24 · answer #2 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-06 03:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-06 03:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one kizzy miss your jokes where you been
2007-01-06 06:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny but made me giggle
2007-01-06 02:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good yin
2007-01-06 06:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by tezweeman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
errr....ok!
2007-01-06 02:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Solo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Groan" !!
2007-01-06 02:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋