A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"
2007-01-06 01:46:22 · 13 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm a blonde, buddy. I, don't find that funny at all. Blonde's aren't dumb and stupid like everyone says we are.
2007-01-06 02:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's a bit corny. I don't like it; sorry.
I've heard a variation, where she said she missed the 54 so she got two buses that added up to 54 instead.
2007-01-06 09:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by Deconstitutionalization 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
finaly one of the jokes that start with "is this funny or not" is finaly funny!!!
8/10
2007-01-06 09:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by fred 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She just had to be blonde!
2007-01-06 09:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess she is not accustom to directions. I like it, i like it.
2007-01-06 10:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by ysandia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny! I love it! lol
2007-01-06 10:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by shelthefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hella funny
2007-01-06 14:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its OK
2007-01-06 09:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by jonny boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so-so
2007-01-06 10:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny!!!!
2007-01-06 10:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Heather A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋