The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
2007-01-06 01:19:34 · 24 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha XD
I get it and poor blonde bride has to go all the way to Alaska to freeze her turkey. Did you find this somewhere or made it up cos this is the best joke i've heard this year :P
2007-01-06 01:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnny. Stupid Bride definetly
2007-01-06 09:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Nattiedred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! What a dumb bride! 10/10! Too funny!
2007-01-06 09:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke I liked it.
2007-01-06 10:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Frank R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehhe!!! What a dumb gal!!! I didn't see that coming! Thumbs up my friend!!! That was hilarious!
2007-01-06 09:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definately a blonde
2007-01-06 09:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its def. a cute joke.
2007-01-06 09:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by SD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still it makes me laugh
2007-01-06 09:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That was funny!
2007-01-06 09:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by omg like woahh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A MOTHERS LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL BUT I THINK IF I WERE HER MOTHER ID LAUGH MY *** OFF ...LOL
2007-01-06 10:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋