at the counter in Mcdonalds.the old guy orders a big mac,one portion of fries, and one lemonade with 2 straws! he takes one knife,and two napkins before he and the old lady take a seat next to me.i watch as he cuts the big mac in half,gives it to the old lady,along with half the fries,a napkin and the straw..i watch as the old man tucks in to his half of the big mac and fries,and takes a sip of the lemonade!still the old lady gazes at him leaving her food untoutched.ah i say to myself,poor old sods, so i lean over and ask the old lady why shes not eating her half of the food,as i was going to buy her a full mcdonalds...oh its alright dear she said iam just waiting for the teeth!!!!!!!!! made me laugh anyway...
2007-01-06 00:59:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, me too!!!! 10/10
2007-01-06 01:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but funny! 9/10.
2007-01-06 09:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality.
2007-01-06 09:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ritch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk but funny
2007-01-06 09:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehheehehhe!!! Hilarious! I love it! Sharing teeth!!!
2007-01-06 09:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice heard somthing like that on here before though
2007-01-06 09:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a new joke...but one that brings a smile for sure....
2007-01-06 09:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by pinelake302 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny!
2007-01-06 09:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by davidsch62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe very funny , good one
2007-01-06 09:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! Really!!! It made me laugh a lot!!! :D:D
2007-01-06 10:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋