she was on Moses' swim team.
2007-01-06 00:57:20 · 14 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
2007-01-06 01:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so old, she still owes Jesus money
Yo mamma so fat, she uses her driveway as her ironing board
Yo mamma so poor, a hobo gave her cash
Yo mamma so stupid, she got locked in Forty Winks and slept on the floor
Yo mamma so stupid, she went to Dr Phil for a nosejob
Yo mamma so fat, when she swam in the ocean, the whales started singing "We Are Family"
Yo mamma so fat, her belt size is the equator
Yo mamma so anorexic, a flea jumped on her and she got crushed to death
2007-01-06 09:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat.... When she jumped in the ocean all the whales starting singing "We Are Family, Even Though Your Fatter Than Me!"
2007-01-06 10:17:17 · answer #3 · answered by davidsch62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe! Good one! Yo momma is so poor, thieves broke into her house and gave her money!
2007-01-06 09:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, original!
Yo mamma so old, when she was in school, there was no history class. (kinda corny, oh well)
Krazy Libra
2007-01-06 08:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. 8/10.
2007-01-06 08:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but good
here's another one:
yo momma so stupid she drove p[ast the YMCA and said oh look they spelled MACY'S wrong
2007-01-06 09:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Her breastmilk turned to powder.
2007-01-06 08:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Deconstitutionalization 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You should not say yo momma jokes on the internet you`ll get banned
2007-01-06 08:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by erikmalick 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
she read the bible when it was still a pamphlet.........or she went to mardi gras when it was still a block party.....
2007-01-06 09:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by clo3que 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋