Horny parrot.
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative.
The parrot, being a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors Turkeys,
and rushes back home before being caught in the act.
The next door neighbors knock on the door, and explain what the Parrot has been doing.
The owners of the parrot reprimand him, and tell him if he doesn't stop it he's going
to shave the parrots head. That night the Parrot, overcome with desire,
sneaks out again and screws his neighbors turkeys again.
The next morning, the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding, and in order to please
the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell
him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to
sit in the church. The parrot is doing fine. "Grooms side to the left and Brides
side to the right". And then two bald guys walk in and he says, "And you two Turkies
up on the piano with me"
2007-01-05 23:30:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny.I snorted like a pig after reading it.GREAT JOKE.
2007-01-06 00:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Starfire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehheehe!!! That's hilarious! thumbs up!
2007-01-05 23:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid but cute! Ha Ha! 9/10.
2007-01-06 00:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the beginnning.. but the ending was not all that hilarious...
2007-01-05 23:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i was looking for a different ending...
2007-01-05 23:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋