A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted." And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
2007-01-05 22:44:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol .... Did you say 7?
2007-01-05 22:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by JACK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehe!!! Hilarious!! 11/10!
2007-01-06 06:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just got to love it, but I would add: Oh yeah, well there will be sex at 6 in the morning, wether you are awake or not. It is a good one, enjoyed it and will use it for sure.
2007-01-06 06:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how that works good 1
2007-01-06 06:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sacbro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love.
2007-01-06 06:47:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. You've got a good sense of humour.
2007-01-06 08:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Marbles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked! I like, I like!
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 09:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good hehe he'll be back earlier than seven heheh
2007-01-06 06:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kweng 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhhhhh lol Thank you so much for sharing. 10/10
Thumbs up
2007-01-06 07:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the way to tell him liked that one" brown eyes "
2007-01-06 07:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha us women really are wise aren't we!!! 9/10
2007-01-06 06:46:58 · answer #11 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋