*Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
*Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
*Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
*Put M&M's on lay way
*Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.
*Set up a tent in the camping department , tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form the bedding department.
*When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
*take a piece of chocolate to the bathroom,go into a stall and rub it all over your hands.reach into the stall next to you and say "theres no toilet paper can you hand me some?"
*Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick me!!!!"
*While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
2007-01-05 22:38:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
while i won't be trying all of these there are a few that will make my list.. lmao very funny
2007-01-05 23:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny, My stepdad actually does embarassing things in stores too. One time While walking through the store he passed by the bra and panties isle and grabbed a bra and panty on their hangers and continued walking and hooked the bra to some guys back of his shirt and the undies to the back part of the guys pants. The guy walked through the whole store not knowing they were there and got to the checkout line and took notice when the cashier asked the guy if he was gonna pay for the bra and panties. lmao. The guys face got beet red.
2007-01-06 09:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Crystal A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk up and down aisles announcing you're from the INS. Count how many people leave the store in a hurry.
2007-01-06 06:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your a male, go to the womans clothing dpt. and look at the thongs. Ask the clerk where the changing rooms are.
2007-01-06 08:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. My guy friends like to do this too, or did until I caught them trying to sneak a box of tampons into my grandpa's cart. lol. Funny day.
2007-01-06 22:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by free_15_spirit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wave to your spouse from a distance n say "darling my card has already burst from the payment of your last shopping .. how are u gonna pay this time? "
2007-01-06 06:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by roland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 10/10.
2007-01-06 07:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or you can go & have a coffee in the McDonald's at Wal-Mart.
2007-01-06 06:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by peterboro_first 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can also get your blood pressure taken or sample CD's
2007-01-06 06:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by lav_atina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
i have to go to walmart every other week so i am definitely gonna try sum of these. thankx!!!
2007-01-06 09:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋