The first says "Fukin cheese again if i get cheese one more time i'll kill myself" The second says "Jam,if i get jam one mor time i'll kill myself" The third says "if i get ham one more time i'll kill myself" So the next day lunch time comes and the frist says "Cheese that's it" and writes a note " Hate Cheese killed myself" and jumped out the window The second does the same "hate jam killed myself" and so does the third
At the funerals the three wives are talkin and the first one breaks into tears "if he didnt want cheese he should have just said so" The second says the same about the jam the third wife on the other hand is in fits of laughter " Thta gobshite!! He's made his own lunch for 20yrs"
2007-01-05
22:16:08
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