A little humor about the Draft ?

Question

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Feel free to add a joke of your own.

Extra...thanks for crapping on my Bob Hope moment. I'm usually a thoroughly
disagreeable bast@rd, but I can't fault the
common soldier for doing their job.
When I have problems with elected officials
I get it off my chest at the ballot box, or pull
something like this out of the hat.

http://www.usdoj.gov/oip/04_1.html

Answer 1

Not a joke but a true story.
The first day of teaching at an overseas military base, I ate lunch at the chow hall with one of my student soldiers. I had selected a lovely chocolate cookie. I bit into it. Nothing happened. I tried to cut it with a knife. Nothing happened. I looked at the cookie. I whacked it as hard as I could against the table's edge. It broke cleanly in two. My student laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

Answer 2

The Raiders are in all likelihood the worst crew. The Packers have Favre, and the Raiders have Walters. maximum folk react with "who's Walters." Farve will nevertheless be able to pull out 3-4 wins this year.

Answer 3

I'm sorry, but I can't top that one... That might have been my paw.
maw said he got drafted , came home with a skint head, refuses to go anywhere and she said she had to chew his meat for him,

Answer 4

Now that is funny

Answer 5

LOL. Good one.

Answer 6

Nice.....