Is that why, for 2000 years, he still has not come?
2007-01-05 20:39:14 · 17 answers · asked by The Truth © 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No - but I bet you are!
2007-01-05 20:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
According to Jesus himself, he is THE most important person ever to come to earth! (John 14:6. Also, read the entire book of John.)
He hasn't returned in 2000 years because he's waiting for people like you to make your choice about him.
2007-01-06 04:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by Gee Wye 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, Jesus is not impotent. He's just dead. Dead people don't get erections, and I'm pretty sure they don't have orgasms, either. Sorry.
2007-01-06 04:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Tea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT,apparantly impotent enough.He wasn't warin'no 3pc. suit,an'you see dem kicks? An hows come he never getta trim.He po'.
2007-01-06 07:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Willy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's got a Deity dysfunction...he could not bring him self to STAND UP for his own man hood.
God I'm gonna catch Hell for this response
2007-01-06 04:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by morbidsmindtrip 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is keeping it for the second coming.
2007-01-06 04:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by eastglam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know... you still are not funny. I really hope you don't write you own material!
2007-01-06 04:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by gord's360 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so sorry that you are so scared of christian life and jealous of not being part of it.
2007-01-06 04:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
On contreary , gods son has the biggwedt PENISin the world. ERECT . DONT NEED VIAGRA. SONT NEED EHZYTEM, DONT NEED LAVITRA, DONT NEED 1800THECALL, DONT NEED HUGE GOO. huge. bigger even than the black boi. africken amerskin boi.
2007-01-06 04:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by ihateacaf0 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hey man...you might be insulting many christians out here.
2007-01-06 04:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
your name isnt dominique by any chance? hah
2007-01-06 04:58:03 · answer #11 · answered by Yellow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋