There are mostly women here, so I can't ask to borrow anyone's underpants and I already seacrhed through the people's drawers here and the husband here only wears tight European ones.
Should I just leave my wife here and get in the car and go home? It's a 45 minute drive.
Help soon, please...I cant use the computer too long...
Thanks
2007-01-05 20:36:53 · 19 answers · asked by TheTishmann 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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2007-01-05 20:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Mark P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom and clean your butt with wet tissue.If the underpants smell that bad..I suggest you put them in the garbage and use your pants only.By the way what did you eat?
2007-01-06 04:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by myxrythme_08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow buddy u have gotten yourself into a pretty werird situation. i suggest you just use the european underwear. it doesn't matter how tight they are as long as you have something to change into. and i dont mean to sound mean but aren't you a little too old to have accidents like these.
2007-01-06 04:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take ur boxers off and throw them away go in the b-room and wet a washcloth and wash up ahhaha throw the cloth whereever they wont kno it was u and umm....hmm spray on somethign if u can
orgo to a near store and buy some trackpants and wash up in a coffee shop tell ur wife ur gonna get a coffee or somethign or medicine cause u feel sick or tell ur wife she wont care she loves u
2007-01-06 04:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Run to the bathroom. Clean yourself up and just go Commando for the night. Make sure to spray your *** with deo.
2007-01-06 04:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your wife, make up a story about some emergency back home, and get the hell out of there!
2007-01-06 04:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by randman21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab the tight euro ones and trash your craped underpants. Come out just wearing that and cursing and acting crazy...You'll be home in no time.
2007-01-06 04:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by prekinpdx 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Politely excuse yourself, get to the washroom and try to clean up as much of the poo as possible. You then have to decide if you are able to go on, else, you just have to go home.
Good Luck!
2007-01-06 04:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by Question Question 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just wear some ot those thinght european ones because ur wife can't stay there by herself with no car.
2007-01-06 04:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them out, clean yourself up and go commando... you have little choice, try not to ditch your wife that would look major suspicious, but if you have to you have to.
Good luck
2007-01-06 04:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by Keiko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋