Paddy's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Paddy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Paddy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
2007-01-05 20:26:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO! Just like an Irishman to sweet talk his honey!
Oh yes Funny!!!!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 01:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy is walking down the road with Dracula one day , when suddenly a ton of smoked salmon sandwiches ,cheesy dips ,pitted olives ,slices of pizza decends on them from a great height , knocking them to the ground,
"Oh No" gasps Paddy
"Its buffet the vampire slayer"
2007-01-06 05:01:19 · answer #2 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's right to 9/10
2007-01-06 05:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was too busy trying to figure out who would name their son Paddy....
the joke was okay though
2007-01-06 04:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
63 i would say he is 6 short of enjoying himself opps did not mean to say that its a bit more then a i meant to say in case any kids are joining 10/10
2007-01-07 02:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good irish joke you cant beat them 9/10
2007-01-06 07:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be IN a paddy if i said that to my wife, ha ha.....
2007-01-06 04:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by stuart.bindley@btopenworld.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is your best one and i mean it always laughing by the way nice name for a comedian
2007-01-06 10:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a cute way
2007-01-06 04:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he sounds like the kind of thing I'd say.
2007-01-06 11:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋