...... obviously having a major celebration. The drinks were flowing and they were repeatedly drinking toasts "To Years" and falling into fits of laughter and giggles.
Not understanding how they could be drinking to years, I asked them.
"No, Honey, it's not 'to years', it's 'TWO years' - we've ben working together on a jigsaw puzzle and we've finally completed it after two years - but on the side of the box it said "four years and up".
2007-01-05 20:21:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why cant a blonde make kool-aid
because she cant figure out how to fit 2 quarts of water in the little pack
2007-01-05 20:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by aengel69 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before but a different variation. Here are a few more blonde jokes.
What do you call four blondes standing ear to ear?
A windpipe (no brains, goes straight through)
How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
There is liquid paper all over the screen.
What is the definition of "miracle"?
A blonde with one brain cell.
A blonde and her boyfriend are on a hunting trip. Her boyfriend gets accidentally hit and knocked out by a boy practicing with his slingshot. The blonde, seeing her boyfriend with his eyes closed, immediately calls for an ambulance. Help, help! My boyfriend's just been killed. The paramedic then says "OK, but before we take any action, we need to make sure he's dead." The paramedic hears a loud bang. "Did something just happen over there?" The blonde said "I dunno, but I made sure he was dead."
2007-01-06 04:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good. Thanks!
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 09:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, another blonde joke. Pretty good.
2007-01-06 04:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta love blondes!
2007-01-06 05:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but a classic lol
2007-01-06 06:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by conor210782 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl rofl i love blond jokes ha ha ha 10/10
2007-01-06 04:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank You! I was in need of a good side splitting joke...........at 68 you take them where you find them...............I laughed so hard I p**d
my pants.
2007-01-06 04:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2007-01-06 04:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...errrgo proctor hoc?
Sorry, but I found your name more amusing and clever than the joke.
2007-01-06 04:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by Mark P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋