This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano.This other guy notices it.“Hey, what's that?”“A twelve-inch pianist.Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.” “Can I try?”The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. “Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!” “Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
2007-01-05 20:20:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was funny. I cannot understand why you should have got the thumbs down.
I had a similar problem with that lamp; I ended up spending a night with a prison cell lifer.
2007-01-05 20:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 Inch Pianist
2016-09-28 08:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by graybill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twelve Inch Pianist
2016-12-17 11:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cor love a duck 10/10
2007-01-06 18:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still gave me a laugh 8/10
2007-01-05 23:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea good joke but I think it'll be hard to find someone who ain't heard it
2007-01-05 22:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caught me off guard.This is a good version of one which I heard before. I enjoyed it.
2007-01-06 03:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah, it's kinda funny
2007-01-05 20:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one S! LOL
2007-01-05 22:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's a bit funnier. But honestly, why are you always laughing? Do you have brain damage? Or do you keep the good jokes to yourself?
2007-01-05 20:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋