hey!give it thums up or down 4this joke,coz i never got any of it 4my questions ever!plz do.
Three blonde sisters got married on the same day. Since, they could not afford to go on a honeymoon, they stayed home. That night, the mother couldn`t sleep. She heard her oldest daughter screaming, while her second daughter laughed all through the night. However, there was silence in her youngest daughter`s room.
So, the next morning when the men left, intrigued, she asked her oldest daughter: "Why were you screaming last night?"
The reply was, "Mom, you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
She then looked at her second daughter and asked: "Why were you laughing last night?"
"Mom, you always said that if something tickled, you should laugh," was the answer.
She now asked her youngest daughter, "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
"Mom, you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full," came the answer.
hope u like it.
2007-01-05 19:01:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it
2007-01-06 04:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This re-positioned up works lots greater beneficial - fewer `I`s to start each line however - lead them to on replace lines while you're linked to them, however I`d bypass over all however the 1st, and the two which summarise this nice poem.. (for this has the rudiments of an excellent poem already written IMHO.....and... I seldom can call a unfastened-verse poem a `nice` poem interior the experience of `nice-wrought`)..... ; as they are, they distract interest out of your sharp and blunt phrasing- decreasing the subtleties; It`s virtually there..only greater tweaks as stated, please...and it`s a good looking, very stunning very final line you have there.. So don`t PLEASE, overshadow it lots, with all of those `I`s hmmm..mm..? xxx :)
2016-10-30 03:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless but funny. 8/10.
2007-01-05 19:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i extremely llloove it 100/100
2007-01-06 04:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2007-01-05 19:56:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao now that is a good joke! i dont think anyone will put that joke down!
2007-01-05 20:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. Just okay.
2007-01-05 19:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny ! for real ! best joke of the evening !
2007-01-05 19:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by baddog 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up.
2007-01-05 20:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by spacəmɐn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda third grade. not so funny. i know better ones but i'd be banned from yahoo answers if i put them up.
2007-01-05 19:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋