A fat guy sees a weight loss clinic with the sign reading "Guaranteed weight loss in three days”… so he goes in and pays $500. He's taken to a large room with a running track and there stands this really hot babe.
The clinic guy says "It's real simple, see the track? See the babe? If you can catch her, then she’s all yours for the night!" So the guy goes round n' round all day until he was exhausted & gave up. "I'll come back tomorrow".
So the next day he pays $1,000 & gets a babe to chase that’s even hotter than the one before. "Same deal dude, if you can catch her, she’s all yours". So around & around they go & the guy still can't catch her. "I'll come back tomorrow".
On the last day he pays $2,000 & tells the clinic guy. "Your sign said 'Guaranteed weight loss in three days, so today better be good!" He goes into the same room but today he find this huge guy who's an escaped convict.
The fat guy asks "Are you here to loose weight as well?" The convict looks over to him and says “Yeah, and if I catch you I'm gonna F@#K the **** outta you!!!”
2007-01-05 17:21:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! That's the best joke I've heard all day. Good job!
2007-01-05 17:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Lien 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! He'll sure lose weight now! 9/10!
2007-01-05 19:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eat 5 6 small meals a day instead of 3
2016-03-29 03:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chew thoroughly chewing each bite 30 times before swallowing
2016-03-13 20:49:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a Good One. Keep It Up
2007-01-05 18:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make your cosmo 100 calories skinnier by mixing a raspberry infused vodka with club soda
2016-01-25 17:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Trudi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 hours of shopping
2015-12-15 23:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to have a little lean protein with each meal as protein tends to be more satisfying than carbs or fats
2016-01-25 19:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by Brain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better to prepare slow to eat foods like hot soups whole fruites etec
2016-03-03 01:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invest in quality pots and pans the heavier they are the more energy it ll take to use them
2016-04-10 06:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Ronda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋