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Don't know what to say to this.
Sell the thong and flippers out on the Red Light district.

2007-01-05 16:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Born Valentine's Day 5 · 0 0

If you're kidding, that is actually pretty clever. But I like anteaters, so I'm gonna answer your question.

Put the aresol cans someplace she can't reach them, or in a locked tool-box. Buy a harness (the kind that goes over the whole torso comfortably--they make them for ferrets, but a medium-sized dog harness would probably fit an anteater) and keep her by your side when you can. (A regular leash and collar won't work because a regular collar would go right over the narrow head of an anteater.)

When I first read the subject, I kinda' grinned because the idea of a druggie anteater is so random and I do think you must be kidding. But, just in case, if you are lucky enough to have such a creature, take care of her.......::bows::

2007-01-06 00:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by harpy 3 · 0 0

Put some cocaine down for her. The lay mounds of dog turds around the yard. It would be funny to watch a high ant eater sucking turds that it thought was ant mounds.

2007-01-06 00:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jekyl and Hyde 2 · 0 0

you can't be serious....so how does this anteater get the spray paint.....did she go buy it from the store across the street....

2007-01-06 00:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jenn 2 · 0 0

Uh, stop buying spray paint?

2007-01-06 02:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0 0

Switch her can of paint with a can of Raid.

2007-01-06 00:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0 0

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