1.He always comes over late at night
2.He eats all the food in the house
3.He always empties his sack
4.He only comes once
5.And he leaves before you wake up!!!
Please don't anyone get offended....it is just a joke!
2007-01-05 15:21:42 · 15 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not offended, I'm a women! LOL
Thanks for the laugh: cute!
2007-01-05 15:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 03:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny! If people get offended by it then that's their peoblem, but it was a good one!
2007-01-05 15:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by booellis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, cute joke, but this doens't belong in the category of Religion .....
2007-01-05 15:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Lynnea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very cute.
2007-01-05 15:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok but we all know hes a fake
Husband is asleep. poor baby Hes worn out..
2007-01-05 15:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I got a chuckle out of it.
2007-01-05 15:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by trollwzrd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
2007-01-05 15:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Huddy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...thanks, I needed that!
2007-01-05 15:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! thank you i needed a laugh
LH
2007-01-05 15:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋