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pro - you get to sleep all day
pro -you get to smoke dope and party
pro- you get a tv in your room
pro- the guards joke around and rough house in a friendly manner
pro-the gaurds pick up fast food for you sometimes
pro-you dont have to work


con-the laundry machines dont work that well
con-the computers are slow

2007-01-05 14:09:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

19 answers

PRO - ur azz is no more a virgin!

2007-01-05 14:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by el k 1 · 2 0

I have a friend in jail.

The lights (very bright) come on at 6 am and the tv and lights go off at 10 pm.
He has no dope.
Everyone fights over what tv show to watch and none of them want to watch any good ones.
The guards treat the prisoners like they are not human, like they don't even deserve to breathe. They won't even let them have their mail most of the time.
There is no Micky D's!
He does have to work. He has to work at keeping his sanity. And they also have road crews that go out and pick up garbage, etc.
He hasn't seen a computer-- ever-- in jail!
I don't know where you were in jail at but it wasn't here!

2007-01-05 14:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by DidoDeeDee 3 · 4 0

execs: a million. you may do something you opt for to 2. you may bypass everywhere you want. 3. Wonferful music 4. exciting quests 5. marvelous guns/magic. 6. marvelous battles 7. You get particular powers 8. a lot a lot a lot more desirable. believe me. CONS; a million. significant questline is basically 2-5 hours lengthy (in case you do al the aspect quests you may play for over a month non give up) 2. annoying npc's that continuously attack you (bandits) except that, skyrim is a remarkable sport for you to definately get.

2016-10-16 23:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you forgot some: free healthcare including being treated first in ER even if you have a hangnail..qualifying for organ transplants if you are on death row..free exercise.. food a lot better than most Americans eat. plus u get paid for being there....no wonder u like jail so much..along with all the other criminals that keep getting out and going back ..

2007-01-05 17:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by chilover 7 · 1 0

You forgot other cons.
con-you can't shower when you want to-only when they say you can
con-you can't come and go when you see fit
con-you have to wait for congegal visits if you want sex with your partner that's on the outside (if they even allow them)
con-you have someone else tell you when to go to bed and get up.
con-you can't just get on the computer when you want
con-you can't pick your own outfits, you have to wear what they tell you to.
con-you may not be able to go out in the real world, but you have to do the jobs they tell you to.

2007-01-05 14:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1 0

What about when 5 big boys get you in the shower, hold you, bend you over and one of them sticks it in your bum? I think you should think more before you open your mouth next time, which they can make use of in jail too.
you obviously have no idea in hell what you are talking about.

Fool.

2007-01-05 16:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sounds like the college I went to.

2007-01-05 15:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by SGT. D 6 · 1 0

Prisons come in many forms!

I work many hours to help support my ex wife's lifestyle.
This is run by the government too!

2007-01-05 14:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by government slave 2 · 2 0

Life is easy while in jail but you have no freedom.
Life is hard on the outside but you can do what you want.

2007-01-05 14:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 2 0

Liking jail? wow...ok so you get a lot of free time but you get almost no privacy

2007-01-05 14:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 3 · 0 0

You're an idiot and obviously have never been in a real jail cell before.

2007-01-05 14:11:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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