Oops I crapped my pants....
2007-01-05 13:40:45 · 19 answers · asked by upstairs_albert 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
First off, there are many degrees of pooing yourself. If its just a severe case of mud butt it can usually be tolerated. On the other hand, or cheek in this case, you can have a full blown tsunami coming ashore in your trousers. If the latter is the case, you must isolate yourself from civilians immediately AT ALL COSTS. Severe crappage in your underbritches puts a real damper on your reputation/social life. Honestly, who wants to hang around stinky poopy pants? Nobody. Nothing a bandana, shop rag, or even good old fashioned toilet paper can't handle. Thats what its there for bro! For future reference, the "manpon" in a great alternative to dropping a hershey kiss in the panties. You can just wad up anywhere from 1 to 2 dozen sheets of T.P. and insert them between the cheeks for full effectiveness. NOTE: You must make frequent trips to the can to replace the manpon regularly or it does defeat the purpose of the device, but genearally speaking, the manpon is a great preventative measure to combat mud butt/shatting yourself.
2007-01-05 13:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by mr.peanut7287 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you are out shopping you should head right away to the toilet and dispose the underwear. Dry yourself as much as possible (soap and water it's up to you) with paper. In fact when you are desperate, anything other than your own clothes and shoes work. Think about what is the shortest and direct route to buying an inexpensive pair of pants before leaving or call your family/friend to rescue you. However they will reserve the right to mock you anytime in future.
2007-01-05 14:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by huangfuren 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard the story of the bear & the rabbit in the woods takin a dump the bear looks at the rabbit and says do you have a problem with crap stickin to your fur the rabbit says no so the bear wipes his rear with the rabbit
2007-01-05 13:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by DREW W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My god you guys if you believe this person really crapped their pants then you are the dumb asses. Can't you see this person is trying to be funny?
2007-01-05 14:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
go out into your yard and scoot your butt across the yard like the dogs do, and then just throw away your pants.
2007-01-05 14:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by sparky_butt 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was FUNNY, And the resonses were even FUNNIER. HAHA I am still laughing
2007-01-05 14:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Vintage Diva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG ... this question and some of the answers were so funny! you have to give it to mr.peanut ... manpon ..lmao!
2007-01-05 15:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ding Bat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try silver nitrate...that should work just fine for you.
2007-01-05 14:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just wipe with your underwear and hide them in the toilet thank.
2007-01-06 03:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? 2??
2007-01-05 14:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by unknown 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋