How do you make a dog go Meeow?

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Kick him in the {00}

2007-01-05 13:32:26 · 4 answers · asked by JACK 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

How do you make him bark? Pour petrol on him and apply a lit match. "WOOF!!"

2007-01-06 06:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by Dirk Diggler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

after you pull it out of the freezer you run it thru a ban saw?? Like at the butcher shop.
meeow meeow.

2007-01-05 21:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by deb m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Feed him the cat food Meow Mix

2007-01-05 21:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by qtmckinnon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

or make him swallow a cat whole, hahhahaha

2007-01-05 21:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋