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Please? Do any of you know God? Why is he snubbing me? Everyone says prayer works, well phooey on that! I refuse to believe until I get my spidey man suit! I even tried asking Jesus' brother Santa Claus, and he won't do it either!

2007-01-05 13:30:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I'm no priest but I think you have to go to heaven for riches like that.

Maybe If you pray enough, when you die, you'll show up in heaven wearing it.

See you there, (I'll be the guy in the Green Lantern suit).

2007-01-05 13:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Teaim 6 · 1 0

God answers all prayers . . . in one of three ways:
Yes . . .
Later . . .
You don't need that!

I have a feeling His answer to your prayer is the last one. Listen closely and I'm sure you will be able to hear His voice.

2007-01-05 21:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by T W 3 · 0 1

It is often said when prayers are not answered it is because you asked for something that God doesn't think is right for you......

Apparently, someone else got the Spiderman suit.

2007-01-05 21:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by WhiteLilac1 6 · 0 1

God knows the difference between a need and a want.
He also answers "no" sometimes.

2007-01-05 21:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0 1

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
let's see.........
what priority does that fall under?
God is busy saving souls....
fighting a spiritual war with Satan
over YOUR soul.......
arranging places in Heaven for all His children.....
I think the spider man suit will have to wait a while longer.
sorry.

2007-01-05 21:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0 1

Well here's a thought, GO BUY 1.

2007-01-05 21:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You must be careful what you pray for. You pray for vanity items.

2007-01-05 21:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0 1

a step closer to sanity are we?

2007-01-05 21:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God did answer you.... He said "no".

2007-01-05 21:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by LaLa 6 · 0 1

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