How do i make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Question

I am blown away at how many people actually told me how to make one. I was expecting to see a bunch of laughs. Utterly amazing people! Answering this question explains why people idolize geniuses like britney spears and paris hilton. The future is doomed if you cant recognize a simple joke, or sarcasm...

If a 10 year old was smart enough to get onto this question forum, wouldnt you think he`d be smart enough to put jam & jelly together? ITS A FREAKIN JOKE PEOPLE. And now it nothing more than a stupid person magnet.

I have had a question request....Where should i put my peanut butter n jelly?

Answer 1

you poor baby !!!!!

Answer 2

Hi, this is the peanut butter and jelly sandwich professional. First you need the best peanut butter which of course is Skippy. Then you need the best Jam that goes with this which is smucker's Rasberry Jam. Use Japanese super thick bread. If you use one piece spread the peanut butter first, then the jelly on top. Remember to lick the knife when your done. If you use two pieces put jelly on one side and peanut butter on the other and slap them together. Don't cut, eat the whole thing, have a glass of milk with this. Sorry I didn't write a joke, try this, its really good. Your name sounds like one of my friends Larry Brock. My name is eddie, I am a retired USMC. email [e-mail] Have a great day, hope your sandwich is great too.!

Answer 3

Some people put a layer of peanut butter on frist and then jelly, but I like to mix the two together in a cup and spread a single layer of that mixture on a slice and bread and cover with a second slice

Answer 4

1. place 2 slices of bread on a plate.
2. spread peanut butter on one slice of bread.
3. spread jelly on the other slice of jelly.
4. squoosh the two pieces of bread together, so that the peanut butter and the jelly face each other and are in between the two slices of bread.

easy.

Answer 5

First you must find where the elephant is hiding his peanut stash
Then carefully beak open the peanuts removing the shell and the skins
Crush the peanuts or use a blender till peanuts get smooth..
You can now find a fruit tree in your area that has your choice of fruit that you wish to make a jelly from...
Wash the selected fruit.... peel ,,,par...a gently boil adding one cup of sugar to one cup of fresh fruit....
simmer slowly for three hours and reduce the liquids...
set aside at let cool
.........now making the bread..........

Answer 6

Carefully with one pc of bread or two pc's of your liking.

smooth or crunchy pbutter.
jam, jelly or other. Sugar free or high fructose. You decide. lol

take a knife and gently spread the pbutter over your bread...careful not to tear. talk to it if you have to.

take a knife for the jelly/jam and spread it gently, or wild, whatever you like.

put the two breads together with the spreads both facing each other.

smile, take a bite and look for a glass to pour your milk.

Answer 7

Take two slices of bread.
Take a butter knife and spread peanut butter on one slice.
Jam the two slices of bread together.
You now have a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Answer 8

take 2 peices of bread and speard jam and peanut butter on them next u put the 2 bread silces together

Answer 9

two pieces of bread peanut butter on one side jelly on the other put it together

Answer 10

P-butter on one! Jelly on the other! Slap it together and run!

Answer 11

When I saw this question I assumed it was a little 10 year-old at home alone.