A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2007-01-05 13:05:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one! i LOVED it!!!!
2007-01-05 13:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the smartest blonde i have ever heard =P
I rate this joke a 9/10
2007-01-05 21:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so awesome!!!!!!!
i am so sick of dumb blonde jokes, because i consider myself to be quite a smart blonde (I have the 2nd highest math grade in the grade and have qualified for every spelling and geography bee my school has held since the 5th grade). I love it!
2007-01-05 21:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by I run... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-05 21:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. I like blonde's finally gets some points
2007-01-05 21:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes me happy that I don't live in New York.
But it's a great joke!
2007-01-05 21:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this blond joke. I NEVER thought I'd say that! I thought I had heard them all!!
ditzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-01-05 21:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W0W a blonde thinking those jokes are few and far between!
God Bless.⥆
2007-01-05 21:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go blonde's a good one 9/10
2007-01-06 05:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. 7/10! =D
2007-01-05 22:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by You're My Wonderwall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 10/10
2007-01-05 21:21:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋