A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted." And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
2007-01-05 13:02:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
Thanks my Brown Eyed Girl.!!!
Thumbs up.!!!
2007-01-05 13:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The guy sounds so bossy and mean, but what the bride said was so funny XD great joke
2007-01-05 21:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man that is so funny
2 thumbs up
keep going
2007-01-05 21:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by jesse 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! 10/10.
2007-01-05 21:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ouch! who really just laid down the law there!
2007-01-05 22:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Serves the guy right. lol
2007-01-06 02:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like this one way to keep him home!!!!
2007-01-05 21:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is really funny!
2007-01-05 21:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by kiera00 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice i really enjoyed that
2007-01-05 21:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
niiiice
2007-01-05 21:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by Frank 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋