Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese!"
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese!" blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ... ________ ?
2007-01-05 12:31:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Liver alone. Cheese mine
2007-01-05 12:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of Dorkness 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An astute liver and cheese sandwich went for an illustrious walk
to the park, where many revelries where going on, because the king, on a whim, said to eat every poodle alive.
The poodle says, how imaginative, how intelligent, how- HEY!!!!!!!
2007-01-05 12:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by EyeHeartSnakes1259 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should liver alone now, because cheese mine forever!
2007-01-05 12:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by kiera00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liver, Liver, cheese, cheese
2007-01-05 12:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by NH Realtor 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Liver alone; Cheese mine!
2007-01-05 12:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
You 2 guys are chopped liver and cheese going out with me tonight!!!!
2007-01-05 12:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Dotr 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha the first one became the perfect. I were given a superb one, 3 adult men died and went to hell. One became a mexican, one became a jew and the different became a gay guy. God gave them a 2d chance to stay their lives and make up for his or her sins yet He advised them now to not make an same blunders as previously in the different case they may well be despatched decrease back to hell. The mexican has to give up his crime, the gay guy can not be gay with adult men and the jew cant be grasping. the three adult men grew to develop into buddy sand were walking interior the city and they handed a rich woman with a handbag and alot of gold rings and the mexican pulled out a hangun and began to chase after her and right away he appeared decrease back in hell. Then the jew forgets him and retains walking with the gay guy following, and the jew spots a penny on the floor and bends over to %. it up and him and the gay guy both bypass to hell.
2016-10-16 23:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liver alone, cheese mine
2007-01-05 12:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Aj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are too beautiful
for the likes of cheese
you are far too wise
for the likes of liver
now make love with me
until i make you quiver!
2007-01-05 12:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-05 12:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋