A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunnywas dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
2007-01-05 12:29:35 · 9 answers · asked by jamie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished.He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
2007-01-05 12:29:47 · update #1
just a joke!
gawd people!
sooo mean!
2007-01-05 12:35:29 · update #2
SHORT VERSION:::
guys runs over Easter Bunny. He is devastated. Lady comes and asks whats wrong. Man tells her. She goes to her car and grabs a can, sprays it all ovr the bunny. the bunny spings up, walks 50ft, waves, walks another 50ft, waves, so on, so on. the man, astonished, askes what the lady sprayed on the bunny. she turns the can and the man read; "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
2007-01-05 12:45:23 · update #3
i love it!!!
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2007-01-05 12:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by M T 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
W0W you are like a freak psychic my science teacher told me this Wednesday!
God Bless.♥†
2007-01-05 13:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute but funny. 10/10. Funny!
2007-01-05 12:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OMG!! best joke eVER! we have the samee name!! lol
and people its just a joke.
2007-01-05 13:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by jamie b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK if you say so, I wonder what Peter Cottontail would think of this.? HMMMMMM!!!!!! lol just a joke ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-05 12:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't even read it, way too long.
2007-01-05 12:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the stupidest joke i have ever heard. don't give up your day job
2007-01-05 12:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by NESSA-THE BOSSY CHICK 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hare---larious
2007-01-05 12:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!!!! I loved it!!!!
2007-01-05 13:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋