Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken. Santa was f u r i o u s. "I can't believe it!" he yells. "I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!!! I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! what am I going to do?"
Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree..."Oi fatty!" "Where d'you want me to stick this?" ..... And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass. :)
2007-01-05 12:16:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cgirl279 - it's a bl**dy joke - you're in the jokes section! - are you blonde by any chance???
2007-01-05 12:20:09 · update #1
your not getting cross are you fingers good joke by the way 10/10
2007-01-05 22:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I seem to hazily remember Christmas fidgety.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
2007-01-05 23:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha sweet that was soo funny
theres a super funny song bi bob rivers, u should look him up on itunes lol he does funny remakes of christmas songs. the one im thinkn of has to do with a kid moving an angel around on a tree its hilarious and the angel keeps like goin "OMG owwwwwww lol and stuff like that its good
2007-01-05 12:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Although, I don't really put an angel at the top of my Christmas tree, I put one of those big flowery stars.
2007-01-05 12:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told this one just before Christmas and got a violation!
2007-01-05 22:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny! Hilarious! 10/10!
2007-01-05 12:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality!
2007-01-05 12:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by laura2910 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say that you learn something new every day, well, I didn't know that... And the story is really enjoyable, not to mention funny. It was awesome! Thx!
2007-01-05 13:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by Say My Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair Cop! Up em.
2007-01-05 12:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah.
A non-virgin angel!
2007-01-05 12:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋