A woman dents her new sports car and goes to a garage to get some help. The mechanic decides to have some fun with her and tells her to take the car home and blow up the exhaust - the air pressure will make the dent spring out. she takes the car home and spends a good hour blowing up the exhaust without any success.
Eventually her husband arrives home and asks what she's doing. She tells him and he says, "You idiot. That's never going to work. You've left the windows open."
2007-01-05 12:05:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds as if they are a bit naive to me fidgety!
This naive young girl went to work in a broom factory but after a couple of months handed her notice in.
"What's the matter?" asked the foreman." I thought you were happy here."
"Oh I am, but it must be something to do with handling all the bristles because I have now got hair growing between my legs."
The foreman told her that it was just a natural development which happened to everyone,but she didn't seem too convinced so he took her aside,dropped his trousers and said,"See it happened to me just like it happens to everyone."
"Oh no!" she gasped."It's even worse than I thought,you've started to grow the broom handle."
2007-01-05 23:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-05 12:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-05 12:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just goes men are dafter than women fingers 10/10
2007-01-05 22:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The husband was the macanic
2007-01-05 12:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by cloverlover531 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,it's not a GIANT LAUGH,but...at least a chuckle,ha-ha.
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NOTE:SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY FACE,OR JUST A FACE.
2007-01-05 12:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by Fo-Shizzle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
d@mnit... i just chocked on my gum. OMG i cant breath. it hurts..... it hurts.
huhhhhhhh..... so much better. im okay.
people are so silly. i loved it.
2007-01-05 12:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid People
2007-01-05 12:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh come on. who would fall for that?
2007-01-05 12:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-05 12:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋