A pilot, a boy, the president, and the pope are in a small plane with three parachutes for saftey. The plane begins to make strange nosies and begins to go down. The pope grabs a parachute and says, "Well i'm the pope, the Catholic community will need me". He jumps from the plane. The president grabs a parachute, he says, "I am the president of the United States, an ENTIRE country needs me". He jumps from the plane. The pilot looks from the last parachute to the boy and says, "You take it boy, you've got your whole life ahead of you, go on," But the boy says, "Thats ok, the president took my backpack".
2007-01-05 12:02:33 · 5 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10---I like any joke that ends with bush getting mashed.
2007-01-05 12:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-05 12:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by cloverlover531 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-01-05 12:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. Heard it before. It's better if you name a specific president.
2007-01-05 12:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by some chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT!
2007-01-05 12:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋