A man is enjoying a drink outside a bar when a nun comes along and starts lecturing him on the evils of booze. The man argues back and it turns out that the nun has never had a drink in her life. "Tell you what", says the man. "I'll buy you some alcohol, you drink it, and tell me what you think."
"Out of the question," replies the nun. "I could never be seen to be drinking in public. But I suppose if you put the liquid in a coffee cup I might have a sip."
The man agrees, goes inside and orders a double brandy in a coffee cup.
"Oh no," replies the barman. "It's not that bloody nun again is it?"
2007-01-05 11:56:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a naughty nun fidgety!
Two military cops were chasing a fleeing draftee from military base.He fled into a nearby convent where he spotted a nun sitting in the courtyard.
"Quick, sister," he said."Hide me,I don't want to be drafted and the military police are after me."
The nun lifted her skirt and told the young man to hide under it.
"You've got nice legs for a nun," he remarked from beneath the skirt.
"If you look up a little farther," said the nun,"you'll find a set of balls.I don't wanna be drafted either!"
2007-01-05 23:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-05 19:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by The Editor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, the nun's trying to get a free drink!
2007-01-06 03:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10.
2007-01-05 20:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 thank you for the chuckles
2007-01-05 20:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a cute one.
those nuns!!
2007-01-05 20:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea lol can i have a cup of tea-quila
2007-01-05 20:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by blossom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting dizzaey...lol/9
2007-01-05 19:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-05 20:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-05 20:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋