God is preparing a holiday but can't decide where to go. "What about visiting Mercury?" suggests an angel...
"No, too hot," says God.
"Then how about Mars?" says the angel.
"Nah," says God.
"Too dry and dusty."
"What about Earth?" says the angel.
"You've got to be kiddin," says God. "I went there 2000 years ago, knocked up some bird, and they're still goin on about it." :)
2007-01-05 11:49:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did God create woman fidgety?
Because after creating man,he was sure he could do better.
Man to God:"God,why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So that you would love her."
Man:"So why did you make her so dumb?"
God: "So that she would love you."
2007-01-05 23:58:23 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's very important for your sanity to have more "God Holidays" than not. Cancun is the perfect place to escape God and ponder evolutionary biology, while holding a Corona.
2016-03-28 21:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but at least there's an amotsmophere here, you can't have a party without an atmosphere
2007-01-05 11:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker fingers first time i heard that one 10/10
2007-01-05 22:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-05 11:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it does...8
2007-01-05 11:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad I smiled anyway
2007-01-05 11:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious,
did you ever think about joesph
he had to raise some other man's baby
2007-01-05 11:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by limallama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really didn't enjoy your so called joke at all. Guess I don't have a sense of humor. SORRY!!!
2007-01-05 11:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by G V 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will go to Skegness
2007-01-05 11:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋