2007-01-05 11:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by Fo-Shizzle 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
John and tnt,are just plain retards,they're retarded has-beens,hahahah,i like'd the p_nis joke though,map,im probably puting you as best answer.
2007-01-05 12:07:17 · update #1
weird dude's joke was HILARIOUS!!!!!
i never really did get the chicken-cross the road joke?
2007-01-05 12:18:35 · update #2
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
2007-01-05 12:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by weirddude28@sbcglobal.net 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
Its a classic
2007-01-05 20:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by cloverlover531 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sad life of a penis:
His hair is a mess
His owner beats him
His neighbors an asshole
This is one of the funniest, not the funniest though
And his family is nuts
2007-01-05 19:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by MichaelP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Question
2007-01-05 19:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the teacher asks all the kids to say what their father's first name is. when it's little johnny's turn he says "pa". "no,johnny", says the teacher,"what does your mother call him?" "ohhh",says johnny, "that would be' stupid son of a *****'".
2007-01-05 20:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your grammer
2007-01-05 20:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by Curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you
lol jk
2007-01-05 19:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the $qackl3rs...:D the funniest..!
2007-01-05 19:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋