A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "This guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out.
He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.
Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says: "Shay mister, taste this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: "It is. How old am I?"
2007-01-05 11:46:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SORRY its another long one but i loved this joke couldn't resist telling it!
2007-01-05 11:48:34 · update #1
lol.. how would he know what piss tastes like?
2007-01-05 13:08:07 · answer #1 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Tasteless but funny! Nice one! 9/10.
2007-01-05 19:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have been a scotsman brown eyes 9/10
2007-01-06 06:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious
2007-01-05 19:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by MichaelP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na kinda funny
2007-01-05 19:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.. I Love It..
2007-01-05 19:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny! lol
2007-01-06 00:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chuckel
2007-01-05 19:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by Heather17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...good one, brown eyed girl
2007-01-06 02:58:36 · answer #9 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that one, one for the lads in the pub tomorrow night I feel
2007-01-05 19:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋