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With the celebrity adoption craze reaching an all-time high, maybe we should take a cue from the propagators of the designer dog craze and start breeding designer kids.

Just think... we could start by paying, oh, say, Egyptians to breed with Pakistanis. We'd give their offspring a cute name like Egypistanis or Pakigyptians, and start hawking them to celebrities.

"Why, yes, Miss Jolie... the Egyptistani are a new race. They're extremely rare, so, of course, we'll have to charge you quite a bit higher of an adoption fee than usual. No, no... they absolutely have the best characteristics of both races. That's right... and best of all, they're hypoallergenic!"

I think I'm on to something... what do you guys think?

2007-01-05 11:22:35 · 17 answers · asked by xxandra 5 in Pets Dogs

17 answers

Hmmm.....there might be a market for those.

But I'd rather have puppies in the house than a litter of kids.

2007-01-05 11:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by DaBasset - BYBs kill dogs 7 · 5 0

I've seen something along these lines on a t.v. show a while back. Scientists now have the technology to allow the parents to pick and choose how their children look. Want blond hair, blue eyes, and no genetic predisposition to balding? This has advantages for couples who have genetic disorders in their families, but their is high controversy on whether or not anyone should be allowed to have their own little designer baby. Watch out, this may be a craze.

2007-01-05 19:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by dolly 6 · 0 0

If there wasn't any publicity in it for them the celebrities wouldn't even think about adopting a child from anywhere. How come the children always come from Africa? Aren't there thousands of children in America looking for homes? They just want an "exotic" for the media buzz.

2007-01-05 19:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

Thumbs up! You made a great point.
Now watch some knucklehead at Yahoo delete this question because it somehow doesn't follow "community guidelines".
I definitely think you're on to something!

2007-01-05 19:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ginbail © 6 · 1 0

Love It

2007-01-05 19:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by Stark 6 · 0 0

Bravo!!! haha, that one is great....i had to read it out loud to the family!!!! i want a partnership, ill breed englicans and iricans

2007-01-05 19:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by mandie m 2 · 2 0

well what is the point exactly? I think its just weird. Mixed children are nice (i'm one myself, Polish and Chinese) but it should not b higher adoption fees.

2007-01-05 19:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Im Italian I can help

2007-01-05 19:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by aussie 6 · 0 0

Not interested until you come up with the teacup version. ; )

2007-01-05 21:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by mustanglynnie 5 · 2 0

sounds like you're definitely onto something..

2007-01-05 19:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 1 0

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