A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-01-05 11:06:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one,yes I think it's funny.Also shows how devious women can be!
2007-01-05 11:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Grampy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I was able to predict the punch line when she handed the bottle to the man.
2007-01-05 11:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by STEVE S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice...hahaha I didn't even expect it will end up laughing. I was wonder where the funny part of this joke. It hit me right at the end. Smart. hahahaha LOL
2007-01-05 11:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by TK04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funnyand also really mean on the womans part. It took me a moment to get
2007-01-05 11:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up.
2007-01-05 11:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by HVAC Tech. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Yes, funny
2007-01-05 11:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sonya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but not that funny. 8/10.
2007-01-05 11:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O wow, lolololololololololololololololololol, totally halarious
2007-01-05 11:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one brown eyes women are not so daft 9/10
2007-01-05 22:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!! thats funny she wants him to get arrested for drunk driving!
2007-01-05 11:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋