I get ever so BORED in church but i have to go ... can u give me of tips i can do to make it fun: eg: pretend the sky colapses or something some stupid but intreaging mind tricky things please i need help !!!
2007-01-05 11:05:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really? I will "become a poop"? Wow you are amazingly intelligent. I just can't stand it. Here's something fun for you to do: stare at the wall and pretend it's talking to you. That should be more interesting for you. I don't think I can really call it an "intriguing mind tricky thing" though. Close enough.
2007-01-05 11:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could take a nap. If you have a Nintendo DS or any kind of Game Boy, that would help too. If all else fails, pretend of the many ways a person could die. You can also bring a book, if you are an avid reader. If not, you can also pretend that you are seeing a beautiful girl. Imagine her taking her clothes off slowly to soothing music. So, there are a few things you can do. Or, you can beg, and plead with your parents not to go. Good luck, and take this advice with a grain of salt. However, if you are a diabetic, you probably shouldn't.
2007-01-05 19:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to bring a book or gameboy. It may seem rude, but I actually paid attention just as much, or even more. Maybe you can sneak it in, or hide an MP3 player in your pocket, and wear a hood. If you can't get away with that, try undressing whoever's talking in your mind. Or, try doubling numbers in your head, like, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, etc...
2007-01-05 19:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by FoodLOVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't fancy being a poop so thought I'd better answer this.
You should do what I do at parties when I'm feeling left out or bored.
Imagine each person individually without any clothes on - that should while away the time quite nicely.
Enjoy tomorrow!
2007-01-06 10:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by saljegi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay in the back and look around. Try to imagine a story on someone or better what they might be thinking at the moment. Make no-brain speculations like: "Oooh!! If every thought was a fact how many knives would I count on the priest's back?"
2007-01-05 19:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by Cortu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Concoct a plot for a novel. Maybe take a pen and pad and write it down. If anyone asks say you're taking notes on the service.
2007-01-05 19:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by Frances Fullafrogs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you see the Simpsons where Bart switched the music in church to Iron Butterfly? Maybe you can pull that off.
2007-01-05 19:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to pretend that there was really a god and that if I did not pay attention to one mans idea of how we should interpret the bible....
the church would fall in and I would be stuck hearing his bull-crap for ever !!
2007-01-05 19:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mark B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just imagine that the vicar of Dibley will descend any minute to get married followed by Dr Who, Daleks and a string of explosions .....
2007-01-05 20:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to God for some help. Try to listen and learn from the preacher. Join the choir or some other churchy organization
2007-01-05 19:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by kinkyafro22 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋