An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."
2007-01-05 11:05:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. guess grandpa is happy that he is getting laid.
2007-01-05 11:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not as good as the last one I read.
2007-01-05 19:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by Melissa Zondervan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is good also
2007-01-05 19:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-01-06 03:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-05 19:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that was really good. all ur jokes are really good! keep posting!!!
2007-01-07 19:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great day, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-01-08 11:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-05 19:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by fishes 4 ducks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋